劳伦斯先生格外耐心,不慌不忙地回答着小女孩每一个问题:“你爸爸非常聪明,学习成绩出类拔萃,还是学校棒球队的主力投手呢!他有一个小女朋友叫什么来着,哦,对了叫,艾米丽,两人可是一对儿活宝。”
羽悠兴致盎然地问:“啊?真的吗?”
劳伦斯先生说:“你知道吗?他们俩居然在’音乐星期五’的晚上,在学校的舞台上大唱《HotforTeacher》,小克利那段吉他炫技简直让在场的所有同学都为他疯狂了。”
劳伦斯先生看到羽悠一脸迷茫样子,就知道,这首歌离二十一世纪的孩子实在太遥远了,以至于她完全抓不到笑点,于是,劳伦斯先生索性站起来,假装手里抱着一个吉他,学着当年羽悠爸爸小时候的样子唱了起来:
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